just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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