talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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