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(910): View more from North Carolina

so that wasnt chicken after all

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Yea well when i pee it makes steam.

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(754): View more from Florida

do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?

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(330): View more from Ohio

That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me

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(301): View more from Maryland

It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form

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(303): View more from Colorado

I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away

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(425): View more from Washington

Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.

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(512): View more from Texas

That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name

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