it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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