I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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