Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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