1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
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Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
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I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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