4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Apparently you make a good broom.
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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