It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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