Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Can I color on your dick again?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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