Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
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