when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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