I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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