That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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