So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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