At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Sorry about my life...
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