even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
