Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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