Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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