Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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