she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
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Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
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