Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
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Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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