Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
