I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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