All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Bring me that man meat
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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