But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
