So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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