when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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