Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I faked an abortion last night.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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