I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Randomize
