I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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