Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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