everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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