After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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