Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
My vagina is officially offended.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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