Pants 0. Shit 1.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
There are leaves in my underwear?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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