Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
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...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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