So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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