White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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