We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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