so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
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Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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