I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
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Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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