Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
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she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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