Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
You have to summon your inner elephant
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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