i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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