in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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