He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
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I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
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