I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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