Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
