david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
The power of my boobs compel you
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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