my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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