I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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