ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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