the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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