they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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