Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
50% drunk capacity currently
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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