So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
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It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
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I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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