My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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the liver wants what the liver wants
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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